1. Side note I wish I could cut out my mother from my life but I need her for school. If that wasn’t the case, today would have been the end. Worst morning of my life. Wow. Just. Wow.

    The day I finally realize just how abusive she really is. Also the day of an extremely important audition that would potentially dictate my future for my life. Also the day I almost got my life ruined by her antics. Also the day I had to get out of the car and run before she got to the highway. Wow. Actually wow. At least it fueled my monologue like nothing else in the world. But other than that, I would have never spoken to her again if I wasn’t absolutely on the shitter. Wowqwqqwqqw

  2. thesapphoshow:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIEL <3

    I WROTE YOU A THEME SONG

    I LOVE YOU

    OH WOW

    OH JEEZ THANK YOU

    WOW

    THANK

    Title
    Ariel's Theme 2012
    Artist
    Sappho Hansen Smythe
    Album
    Sappho Hansen Smythe's Album
  3. Samantha you need to stop having loud sex with your out-of town boyfriend

    If I’m getting reemed out for shit that I didn’t even do by the Christian mom, then you should be getting your shit reemed out for the shit that you are doing very loudly while your mom is asleep. Jesus fucking Christ I don’t want to hear you call him that, or what he calls you, or what you say or do or what you sound like when you climax.

    I would be less annoyed if it wasn’t for the fact that your mother gave me a huge lecture on no kanoodling in the house and that I shouldn’t even talk about my girlfriend by calling her my girlfriend or saying I love her because it makes people feel uncomfortable. Ugh fucking dicks.

    Oh wait

    You and your mom already are.

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~Ariel